Eric: So you’re still in Montana right?

me: Yeah. We really wanna get to pdx.

Eric: yea, all those hippies too boring for you?

me: Theyre all college students here…. there’s too many frat boys at the bar.

Eric: ew
that sucks

me: Yeah, they are dumb.
Like stumps

Eric: yea, they’re the people that wont understand ericcheadleismymancandy.com
but they don’t have to
because their moms and girlfriends will